300+ best, cute and funny love captions/ quotes for Instagram
Looking to capture your love story on Instagram but stumped on the perfect caption or quote? No worries! We’ve compiled a lengthy list of the best captions and quotes. From cute and romantic to emotional, funny, or even legendary movie quotes or song lyrics, we’ve got you covered for your Instagram posts, stories, and reels.
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Funny love captions for Instagram
- Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn, he is one lucky man.
- Let’s flip a coin. Heads, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
- I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.
- You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.
- I love you from my head tomatoes.
- I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
- Stop waiting for your prince on a white horse. Go and find him. The poor man might be lost or stuck on an island or something.
- Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.
- You’re just like bacon, beer, and chocolate – you make everything better.
- I love you more than beer, and I really love beer.
- Forever is a long time, make sure you spend it with someone who makes you laugh!
- What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday. – Cindy Garner
- Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.
- Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
- By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates
- The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge
- Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. – Joan Crawford
- Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.
- Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three meals a day and remembering to carry out the trash. – Joyce Brothers
- Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3, it should default to “Unstable”.
- If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say “Now you’re super mad!”.
- When a woman says “What?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
- Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.
- I love you enough to make our iPhone-Samsung relationship work.
- All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.
- Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.
- Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
- The four most important words in any marriage: “I’ll do the dishes”.
- A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
- Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.
- By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
- You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
- Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
- Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
- Can officially confirm that the way to a man’s heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.
Cute love captions for Instagram
- Next to you is my favorite place in the world.
- Together is where I love to be.
- A true love story never ends.
- Love you today, tomorrow, forever.
- P.S. I love you.
- Lucky to have caught you from the sea of people.
- Two peas in a pod.
- You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
- Love took five minutes, not just one look.
- Your smile brightens mine.
- We’re definitely a perfect match.
- Better when we’re together.
- You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
- Admit it, we’re both addicted to this thing called “love.”
- Love is a two-way street under construction.
- Love is an ocean of emotions surrounded by expenses.
- Kisses burn 6.4 calories per minute, who knew?
- You’re the only one I’d share my snacks with.
- Promise to always be by your side, under or on top.
- You’re my lobster.
- Thank you for spider-killing expertise.
- Love is sharing popcorn.
- The perfect couple? We fart and fight too.
- Love even when I’m hungry.
- People say we make a great couple.
- Even when you drive me nuts, I adore you.
- You’re my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
- Love you more than pizza, and that’s saying something.
- We just want happiness, and maybe a bit of nudity.
- You’re mine, no sharing allowed.
- Happy to be your big/little spoon.
- Our love’s the rom-com that’s too cute to hate.
- Thankful we both swiped right.
- The peanut butter to my jelly.
- You’re the Jim to my Pam.
- Seeking a cute Instagram couple? Here we are!
- It all began with Netflix and Chill.
- Thanks for putting up with my crazy.
- Our gazes are like the way we look at chocolate cake.
- I love you with all my butt. I’d say heart, but my butt’s bigger.
- Together is an incredible place to be.
- We’re that couple everyone’s surprised is still together.
- So glad we both swiped right.
- Big spoon and little spoon.
- Not to brag, but we’re pretty adorable.
- You’re the apple of my eye.
Emotional love captions for Instagram
- Love is a magical feeling that not everyone gets to experience.
- Love demands a special courage, the kind that can withstand hurt.
- Love doesn’t heal wounds; it leaves them wide open.
- Lucky are those who fight for love amidst life’s battles.
- You’ve shown me the true meaning of love.
- Your hand gives me strength to overcome any obstacle.
- My love for you is something I can’t hide.
- If I knew love’s cost, I’d hesitate to love anyone.
- I climb into the dark, hoping to find you among the stars.
- Falling in love is easy; falling out is the challenge.
- I’ll wait until I forget you or until you realize you can’t forget me.
- Love’s depth is realized only in separation.
- When life knocks you down, rise and confront it head-on.
- Life dislikes drama, so don’t let emotions overpower you.
- Life offers second chances, but only to the determined.
- He broke the wrong parts of me, forgetting I have claws.
- Sometimes, I wish to be a child again, where scraped knees heal easier than broken hearts.
- Breathing hurts, each breath a reminder of life without you.
- Just when everything seems perfect, everything falls apart.
- Life is like a taxi; the meter ticks whether you move forward or stand still.
- If my life were a book, its moral would be pain.
- Life is short; important words should never go unsaid.
- My life’s garden is sunless, flowers wilted.
- Happiness eludes me; bad things seem to happen whenever I try.
- Reality stands between me and happiness.
- Why does pain always seek me out?
- When life challenges you, meet it with a smile.
- Life doesn’t offer many breaks, so why waste them worrying?
- As long as I can breathe, I’m fine.
- Tears are unspoken words.
- Wanting to be friends is easy; friendship is a slow-growing fruit.
- Good friends help find what’s lost: smiles, hope, and courage.
- Friendship isn’t just fun; it’s sharing pains.
- Keep me as a best friend; you’ll be locked in my heart.
- I never want a life without you as my friend.
- Emotions are beautiful.
- Feeling all the emotions today.
- It’s okay to feel emotional sometimes.
- Emotions don’t signify weakness; they make us human.
- Letting emotions guide me on life’s journey.
- If my life were a book, its moral would be pain.
- Why does pain always find me?
- How many heartbreaks until there’s nothing left to break?
- Pain is my best teacher and motivator.
- I’ll never let go, even if it means enduring hardships.
- Loving someone who broke you shows the depth of love.
- Your smile is infectious.
- My face can’t hide my pain.
- He broke parts of me, but forgot my strength.
- Life goes on, with or without you.
- Sometimes a fall shows where you truly stand.
- Memories of an ex-lover linger.
- Every smile hides a story.
- Sad moments happen, but they don’t last forever.
- Every breath proves I can survive without you.
- You were there in my best times, but absent in my worst.
- Happiness lets you enjoy music, but sadness understands the lyrics.
- The paradox of loving someone despite hating it.
- We hide our emotions from the world.
- Emotions follow our thoughts; we’re bound by them.
- Sometimes, I cry to stop the tears.
- True art stems from emotion.
- Tears hold unspoken stories.
- Everyone has a story; mine left me sad.
- Sadness acts as a barrier between two worlds.
Quotes
- “With just your hand in mine, I’d find contentment.” – Thomas Rhett
- “Giving love always brings something back to you.” — Reese Witherspoon
- “For some, love is worth melting for.” – Frozen
- “The best thing to cling to in life is each other.” — Audrey Hepburn
- “If I live to a hundred, I want a day less, so I never live without you.” — A.A. Milne
- “You can’t fault falling in love on gravity.” — Albert Einstein
- “Our souls seem intertwined, made from the same fabric.”— Emily Brontë
- “Love is essential. But a little chocolate occasionally doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz
- “Love isn’t something sought, it’s something that discovers you.” — Loretta Young
- “If I had a flower for every thought of you, my garden would stretch endlessly.” — Alfred Tennyson
- “Love is like a flower. It needs nurturing to flourish.” — John Lennon
Couple love captions for Instagram
- “Love today, tomorrow, and eternally.”
- “Every passing day with you deepens my affection.”
- “Take my hand, and I’ll journey anywhere with you.”
- “Our love story is my favorite.”
- “You infuse love with unique significance.”
- “We’re stronger together.”
- “Falling for you again and again.”
- “Many of my smiles start with you.”
- “Genuine love never ages.”
- “P.S. I adore you.”
- “I can’t stay calm, I’m head over heels for you.”
- “You marry the one you can’t imagine life without.”
- “It wasn’t immediate love; it took a good five minutes.”
- “Two peas in the same pod.”
- “I’m fortunate to have found you among the countless.”
- “Your smile brightens my world.”
- “We’re truly a perfect match.”
- “You’re the perfect complement in my life.”
- “Being together is my cherished spot.”
- “All I need is you and a sunset.”
- “A happy spouse means a happy life!”
- “Our hearts speak the same love language.”
- “A genuine love story has no ending.”
- “My favorite place is right beside you.”
- “You’ve captured my heart, and I willingly let you keep it.”
Date night captions for Instagram
- Life is beautiful. You’re living proof.
- He loves the view and that’s you.
- You make our house feel like home sweet home.
- My relationship status is happiness: I’m marrying someone special, just haven’t met them yet.
- No matter where we dine, you’re always my choice for date night.
- Achieving all those date night goals!
- Just a moment, darling. Fixing my hair real quick.
- You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.
- You’re my sweet sugar rush!
- It’s quite a rumble in this jungle.
- Whenever I crave a fantastic meal, I start dating again.
- The best moments are often unplanned.
- Sharing a meal, choosing each other – that’s true intimacy.
- So many smiles begin because of you.
- A romantic dinner should mark something special between us.
- Eating together makes dinner much better.
- Every night feels like a date night with you.
- I don’t need an alpha male; I need a geek who protects my cloud.
- ‘Next dinner is on me.’ — My line after every date night.
- Darling, I’m completely crazy about you.
- If I had to describe the perfect date, it would be with you.
- Only a date with you could convince me to shave my legs.
- You make my heart skip a beat.
- So many smiles begin because of you.
- Seeing you is the highlight of my day.
- You clean up pretty well, don’t you?
- Holding hands at 80, saying “We made it,” would be perfect.
- I’m better at golf than he is.
- Do you like my hair? Just got a pricey blowout for our date night.
- I love you, you goofball.
- I love being yours and knowing you’re mine.
- When my guy says dress up, I take it seriously.
- True love? Singing ‘Under Pressure’ karaoke, nailing the Freddie Mercury part.
- Date night always wins as my favorite night.
- Sushi this good? Only to be shared with you.
- Find someone always ready to ask for a second bread basket.
- Baby, you’re my perfect escape.
- It’s not where or what, it’s just being with you (doing anything or nothing).
- Is that a night light or your radiant smile?
- Who says a bike ride isn’t the ultimate date night?
- Date night is an oasis in our life together.
- Forever committed, I am your lady, never just a maybe.
- A romantic dinner is saved for something special with the girl you’re dating.
- Can’t recall when I last dressed up for him, and it feels amazing.
- Date night with my partner-in-crime, always the best.
- You’re my favorite sanctuary when I seek peace of mind.
- It’s sexy when you tip 20 percent.
- I adore you, I cherish us!
- You’re never too old for fairytales.
- Movie date night. Guess what we watched?
- Dreaming of each other while wide awake.
- Wouldn’t want to spend date night with anyone else.
- I’m addicted to the idea of us being together.
Movie love captions for Instagram
- Money might not buy happiness, but it sure can get you DVDs of your favorite movies.
- The key to happiness is embracing where you are in life, finding the good in it.
- If you’re going to lie, make it a big one.
- LCDs are the trend of this era.
- My TV always seems insecure; I’m still here, babe.
- Who needs television when everything you want to see is on your phone?
- Cinema is like a drug.
- Who needs millions to be happy when you have movies by your side?
- Happiness can be just a click away.
- Happiness is everywhere; you just need to find and feel it.
- Movies are the ultimate chill zone in this day and age.
- If it doesn’t make you laugh even once, it’s just not funny.
- A movie is the perfect way to end your day on a high note.
- When a man looks at a woman, he should look into her eyes.
- Gather some friends, watch a movie, and relax.
- You can dissect a movie, but you can’t take away its magic.
- If I needed a boyfriend who’s like a movie, always there to cheer me up.
- Sometimes, all you need is love, pizza, and a good movie.
- Who needs many friends when I have a bunch of movies to cheer me up?
- Who needs anything else for entertainment when your favorite show is on your phone?
- Totally in love with the latest TV shows.
- Those who say money can’t buy happiness probably don’t appreciate cinema.
- When in doubt, turn on your TV.
- We all need our stories.
- Many things can bring happiness; for me, it’s the movie.
- Make happiness your priority rather than people.
- Home is where my bed and TV are.
- I’d choose my TV over annoying company any day.
- Sometimes, all I need is a movie and some relaxation in my life.
- My bed, snacks, favorite show, and friends; what else do I need?
- I love the diversity in our cinema, covering all kinds of films, shows, and documentaries!
- What’s better than watching a movie at night with your best friends?
- Eat, sleep, watch movies, repeat.
- That movie is so good; I remember every single part.
- I watched it with my parents on VHS.
- It’s a movie you never want to let go of.
- We’ve seen it many times together, even at the drive-in a few months ago.
- Whether real or fake, I know you’re still here.
- I’ve been replaying this movie in my head for the past five years.
- It’s one of those movies that ages like fine wine.
- This photo was taken after my first visit to a drive-in theater.
- I’ve been watching it every day since that night.
- I can’t seem to get this movie out of my head.
- My husband and I watched it on a double date, and we laughed non-stop.
- I saw it recently and still remembered all the quotes.
- It was her birthday, and I got her a ticket to go with me.
- When I got home, I turned off the lights and watched it alone.
- I went to see it for the very first time.
Song love captions for Instagram
- “You revived this lonely heart of mine, breathing new life into it. You threw a lifeline just in time.” — Brian McKnight, “Back At One”
- “Some search the world over for what we have.” — Alicia Keys, “No One”
- “I can’t hold back, falling in love. It’s been on the tip of my tongue. So here I am, speaking honestly: I believe this is forever for me.” — Demi Lovato, “4 EVER 4 ME”
- “Hold me, love me. Ain’t got nothin’ but love, babe, eight days a week.” — The Beatles, “Eight Days a Week”
- “Every time I close my eyes, I thank the Lord for having you. And you’ve got me too.” — Babyface, “Every time I Close My Eyes”
- “I’m deeply in love with you. Whatever you want to do is alright with me. You make me feel brand new, and I want to spend my life with you.” — Al Green, “Let’s Stay Together”
- “I chose you, the one I danced with in New York, no shoes.” — Taylor Swift, “Maroon”
- “My every wish and dream became reality when you brought sunlight, completing my life.” — Mariah Carey, “Thank God I Found You”
- “Every inch of your skin is a Holy Grail I must find. Only you can ignite my heart.” — Ellie Goulding, “Love Me As You Do”
- “You’ve captured my heart. I don’t know how you did it.” — Ariana Grande, “The Way”
- “Now, as big as the promise we’re making, two reflections merging into one.” — Justin Timberlake, “Mirrors”
- “He’s one of the good ones, loves me like he should, as if he wrote the book on love. He’s the kind you find without even looking. Anybody can be good once, but he’s good all the time. He’s one of the good ones, and he’s all mine.” — Gabby Barrett, “The Good Ones”
- “I promise to give all I have to make all your dreams come true. In this world, you’ll never find a love as genuine as mine.” — George Strait, “I Cross My Heart”
- “How long will I love you? As long as stars are above you, and even longer if I can.” — Ellie Goulding, “How Long Will I Love You”
- “No one comes close to you; no one can ever take your place because only you can love me this way.” — Keith Urban, “Only You Can Love Me This Way”
- “I’m so in love that I might stop breathing.” — Taylor Swift, “Paris”
- “Take me into your loving arms. Kiss me under a sky of stars. Place your hand on my beating heart.” — Ed Sheeran, “Thinking Out Loud”
- “Where you go, I’ll follow, no matter how far. If life is a movie, you’re the best part.” — Daniel Caesar, “Best Part”
- “Nothing can hinder love from embracing us. I’m not asking for much, just a few forevers.” — Chrisette Michele, “Couple of Forevers”
- “I know forever might not exist, but after this life, I’ll find you in the next. So when I say ‘forever,’ it’s the truth. I’ll keep searching.” [Self-written]
- “I feel the sunshine whenever you’re near.” — Beyonce, “Love On Top”
- “You’re evoking emotions in me.” — Maren Morris, “The Feels”
- “I admire shiny things, but I’d choose to marry you with paper rings.” — Taylor Swift, “Paper Rings”
- “I don’t need anything fancy; I just need you and slow dancing.” — Ally and AJ, “Slow Dancing”
- “You’ll forever reside within me; I assure you, just wait and see.” — John Mayer, “You’re Gonna Live Forever in Me”
- “Everything will work out eventually; wherever you go, that’s where I’ll be.” — Maggie Rogers, “That’s Where I Am”
- “I fall in love with you every single day.” — Ed Sheeran, “Thinking Out Loud”
- “Every part of me adores every part of you.” — John Legend, “All of Me”
- “You take my breath away; you make me feel it.” — Bleachers, “Don’t Take The Money”
- “I wanted to keep my heart to myself, but she took it and wrote her name right on it. Now I’m just borrowing it.” — FINNEAS, “Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa”
- “I get lost in your eyes.” — Harry Styles, “Adore You”
- “I’ll follow you everywhere, even through parks, jungles, and the dark; girl, I’ve never loved anyone like I love you.” — Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, “Home”
- “There’s not a thing I would change; you’re amazing just the way you are.” — Bruno Mars, “Just the Way You Are”
- “Darling, don’t fear; I’ve loved you for a thousand years, and I’ll love you for a thousand more.” — Christina Perri, “A Thousand Years”
- “Honey, I’d walk through fire for you, just let me adore you.” — Harry Styles, “Adore You”
- “Tell me you love me; I love you a million percent.” — Adele, “My Little Love”
- “If the sky falls from heaven above, I know I had the best time falling into love.” — Ashe and FINNEAS, “Till Forever Falls Apart”
- “You accept me as I am.” — Ingrid Michaelson, “The Way I Am”
- “There’s only one thing to do, three words for you (I love you).” — Plain White Ts, “1, 2, 3, 4”
- “You’re my golden hour, the color of my sky; you ignite my world.” — Kasey Musgraves, “Golden Hour”
- “Forever never sounded good until I met you.” — Chelsea Cutler, “Forever”
- “I’ll love you until my lungs give out; I’m all yours, and you’re all mine.” — Tyler Childers, “All Your’n”
- “Babe, I’m fighting fire just to be close to you.” — Rihanna, “Love on the Brain”
- “Every inch of your skin is a treasure I must find; only you can ignite my heart.” — Ellie Goulding, “Love Me Like You Do”
- “Can I go wherever you go? Can we always be this close forever and ever?” — Taylor Swift, “Lover”
